If it makes official the separation of church and state, then by all means, the Catholic Church should excommunicate Pres. Noynoy Aquino, pronto! And so yes please, Catholic Church, kick him out, lock the door, and don’t ever invite him back! Get the state out of your hair once and for all and stay true to your word–no psycho post-breakup stalking behavior, no more meddling in its affairs.

This is one breakup we’ve needed for the longest time. What a small and sweet price to pay if it means some much needed peace and quiet to (finally!) pass the RH Bill into law.