Cat, 9 years, 17 pounds
As of Saturday evening


Number of bowls of food (wet and dry) consumed today: 4
Number of trips to the litterbox today: 2
Number of appeals to constant companion (a.k.a. CC) to open the bedroom window today: 3
Number of scratches inflicted upon CC while horsing around today: 11
Number of hours spent asleep on CC’s stack of unchecked papers today: 3
Number of hours asleep any day: 16
Number of hours spent on planes: 24
Number of years spent homeless: 2
Number of pet names: 12