Cat, 9 years, 17 pounds
As of Saturday evening
Number of bowls of food (wet and dry) consumed today: 4
Number of trips to the litterbox today: 2
Number of appeals to constant companion (a.k.a. CC) to open the bedroom window today: 3
Number of scratches inflicted upon CC while horsing around today: 11
Number of hours spent asleep on CC’s stack of unchecked papers today: 3
Number of hours asleep any day: 16
Number of hours spent on planes: 24
Number of years spent homeless: 2
Number of pet names: 12
Chingbee, I think that government would go crazy if this kind of Statement of Assets and Liabilities and Net Worth would be submitted to them. But it is a great idea, imagine the punishment that those in higher positions of government would go through doing their own inventories. I mean, it could have an entry like this…number of meaningful words exchanged in congress: 0.
Haha, yeah, that would be funny. I’m always stumped going through the SALN form. What I actually have seems, well, incompatible with what it asks me to account for–which, I suppose, stems from our completely different definitions of terms like “assets,” “liabilities,” and “net worth.”
still figuring out whether cat is asset or liability..
Atty. Leonen’s comment regarding the cat just made my day.